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Was 'The Hammer's lyrics written before or after you got kicked out?
Anonymous

We’d started it, not very far through though. But I don’t write the lyrics, love. 

magnus do you have a wife?
Anonymous

Oh, sure. Her names Persephone, I stole her from her parents and forced her to be mine.

No, sweetheart, I don’t.

I bet it was nice sex though, huh?
Anonymous

If I remembered it, i’d tell you kid. But, sorry to disappoint, I don’t. 

did you know that you have an uncanny resemblance to long-haired serj tankian?
Anonymous

It may have been mentioned before, yeah

That leaves Skwisgaar, unless you dig fancy suits and lamps.
Anonymous

I suppose it is true that everyone forgets about the drummer, amusing. But yes, you’re correct, finally. 

It involved drugs a little too much alcohol, and I mistook him for a lady. That’s all I’ll say. 

toki?
Anonymous

Again, I’d have to say no. Surprising?

Murderface?
Anonymous

You mean the most homophobic of all of them? No, I have standards, even when wasted. Though that would’ve been a laugh.

i would like to do a sex with you
Anonymous

I don’t find greyfaces appealing, sorry love.

Was it Nathan?
Anonymous

Nope, but nice try.

Who was it then?
Anonymous

Try to guess, I’m sure you can do it.